Reasons To Dislike Terms Of Endearment

Previously, in the adventures of The World’s Superheroes series, one of our main characters has encountered the Evil Enemy, but, before any fight or confrontation can take place, something else happens.

“You wanna know who I am, you crazy Evil Enemy? You can just call me West. I’m ‘super special awesome’ and also the Leader of The World’s Superheroes. Oh, and that one over there’s East, one of my not-as-awesome-as-me sidekicks. Then there’s-”

“Please don’t be delusional my sweet little cupcake. You are not the Leader, okay?”

“Ugh, don’t call me ‘cupcake’ East.”

“But you didn’t want me to call you Rose.”

“’Course not. It’s not even a part of my name.”

“Then you rejected Lily.”

“Well, duh, I hate lilies. And I’m rejecting ‘cupcake’ too. Can’t you just call me by my name? W-E-S-T. West. How hard is it to say that East?”

“Do not worry. I will come up with something that I’m sure you’d like.”

“Uff, I’d really rather you wouldn’t.”

*Notes:
- This is part 5 of The Adventures Of The World’s Superheroes series, a story told in several short posts
- Part 4
- Image with added text was modified by Freya Yuki (CC:BY-SA) based on the image by hayashinomura (CC:BY-SA) from deviantArt
- Rose in the image is meant to symbolize the flower mentioned in the story while the figure is meant to symbolize the Superheroes since said figure can come across as someone who fights against evil
- YouTube video features the English version of the song Golden Time Lover, from the anime Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, as sung by Shadowlink4321 (Daniel Alvarez); song was chosen because its lyrics seem to speak of superheroes with the mentions of having to fight, victory, defeat, etc.

How To Be Annoying Like The Evil Enemy?

“Hello The World. It is I, your worst nightmare. I am here to destroy you and lay waste to you and make all your Citizens suffer. You will all experience much misery and sadness and despair and lots of other negative emotions and feelings.

“Why? Because, duh, I’m Evil. That’s why they call me the Evil Enemy. Haha. No one can stop me. Because I am all-powerful and invincible. Prepare to meet your doom. Haha.”

“Hey, you. Yeah, you. I’m talking to you. Just what do you think you’re doing? I’m not gonna let you harm The World or any of its Citizens. So why don’tcha just go back to wherever you came from?”

“And just who are you supposed to be? Get out of my way. The World will end today. Haha. And you can’t stop me. Haha. By the way, that was my very evil laugh. It’s supposed to show you just how evil I am. You’d better be scared.”

*Notes:
- This is part 4 of The Adventures Of The World’s Superheroes series, a story told in several short posts
- Part 3
- Image with added text was modified by Freya Yuki (CC:BY-SA) based on the image by hayashinomura (CC:BY-SA) from deviantArt
- Image is meant to symbolize the Evil Enemy because the figure in said image looks quite evil and dark
- YouTube video features the English version of Blaze, from the anime Shakugan No Shana, as sung by MOM0KI; song was chosen because the lyrics speaks of the world, the evil that surrounds it and how one fights against this darkness

What Lover’s Quarrel Can End The World?

Previously on the Adventures of The World’s Superheroes: one of our main characters still can’t get over a certain Lover’s Quarrel. Needless to say, even now, they’re still talking about it.

“Argh, pay attention, will you? Seriously, considering how powerful those 2 are since they are Superheroes like us, they could easily end up destroying The World. Consider the horrible possibilities.”

“Oh, I don’t think they’ll go that far, dear. They seem reluctant to take out their weapons and resort to a physical fight. They usually fight with just words, which really goes to show just how much they really love each other. Isn't that romantic and sweet?”

“Ugh, what the? Take this seriously, would you? One of them could snap at any moment. They-”

“That’s why we’re here dear, to keep those 2 in line and help them protect The World as Superheroes.”

“Seriously, if it’s just those 2, The World would be over by now. They’ll plunge us into so many World Wars, the entire planet won’t know what hit it and it’ll be the end of The World as we know it. Those two should learn to just calm down and stop trying to claw each other’s eyes out or something.”

*Notes:
- This is part 3 of The Adventures Of The World’s Superheroes series, a story told in several short posts
- Part 2
- Image is from the Fire Emblem: Awakening Nintendo 3DS game from Amazon.com
- Pic is meant to represent the deadly fight/lover's quarrel between the two superheroes