In Which East Tries To Protest And Fails

Also known as “In which West makes even more awesome plans that unfortunately doesn’t involve East” and "Your protest has been rejected". Previously, West made a totally awesome and great plan (that’s said Superhero’s words, by the way) on how to beat the Evil Enemy. East finally has a chance to...

In Which West Makes A Plan To Beat The Evil Enemy

Also known as, "How to be heroic?" Previously, in this series, we meet West, East and the Evil Enemy. The 2 Superheroes are busy talking about such topics as the whereabouts of their fellow Superheroes (North and South), nicknames and terms of endearment that East insists on calling West, all while...

1 Reason To Dislike Summer And The Seasons

So, previously, West went on and on about how the good guys never lose and the bad guys never win, totally ignoring East’s rebuttal regarding this subject. Now, East responds to West’s last words. “Summer, please stop being so contrary and obstinate,” East says. “I’m being what now?” West blinks,...

How Is Reality Different From Fantasy?

East responds to West’s proclamation and declaration, in the previous post, that the good guys always win and that they never lose. Do you think East believes in such a thing? “Ah, that is only true in fantasy and fictional stories, my dear Summer. This, however, is reality. That means that anything...

Is It True That Heroes Always Win?

East and West finally get back to the issue at hand, namely, dealing with the Evil Enemy. Well, that’s supposed to be the plan, but if you thought that’s what’s gonna happen, then you clearly don’t know these 2 well enough yet. “Well, East, like I said,” West begins. “Just stand back there and watch...

What’s Wrong With Breaking The Fourth Wall?

In the previous article, West complained about a certain new nickname and would like East to explain where this nickname came from. If you’re also wondering about that, well, you can continue to wonder because East evades the question and does not bother to answer. Well, there is an answer, but...

How To Give An Out Of This World Response?

West has a ‘super special awesome’ response to East’s words in the previous post. If you’ve forgotten what those words were, West thinks that’s perfectly fine and would prefer that you do not try to remember said words. But if you do remember them, well, West would like to inform you that a response...

What Gets You To Pout Or Smile Fondly?

West reacts to East’s words in the previous post. The former bristles and pouts at said words and doesn’t sound pleased at all. “What was that?” West said. “Are you saying I’m weak, East? Like, there’s no way.” West said this in a rather whining tone of voice. "I’m strong, okay? Totally, completely,...

Why You Shouldn’t Be Arrogant?

Oh, look, West is finally done talking or, at the very least, East is finally able to interject and speak up, though the intention is certainly not to monologue or soliloquize. Needless to say, this is done at the earliest possible opportunity, also known as when West finally shuts up. “Somehow,...

How To Insult The Evil Enemy?

Also known as, “In which West decides to talk and talk and talk”. Okay, West and East have finally decided to move on from discussing the unknown whereabouts of their fellow Superheroes. But if you think that means they’re finally ready to deal with the Evil Enemy, well, think again because, yes,...